The thing about first impressions is that they never come out right. So no matter what I do some one will hate this. The thing to do is to make sure the majority like this. 

But then who wants to be popular when you can be  unlike anyone else. Id rather be me that someone else; because no one is as good as being me than me. 

But now I'm just sounding like a bumper sticker. "Friends are like potatoes, if you eat them, they die."

Yep; that should do it.

How's that for a first impression?