LittleMissJane13

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LittleMissJane13

my boyfriend said he won't have sex with me until I lose weight... :( what do I do? I tell you what you do, you take him into a room, push him onto the bed and start kissing him, start teasing him with your sexiest lingerie on and strip him down to his undies, you get him all turned on and then just as he goes to take off your underwear pull out a bucket of KFC from under the bed, slap him across the face, tell him hes dumped and walk out enjoying your chicken.
          OMFG <3 i love this, its so funny. i wanted to share it with y'all xD