Currently a stressed, full-time college student.
Also currently a procrastinator, an exhausted kitchen utility and retail worker (I'm insane, I know).
Also, also currently a new mom to a cute, "I like to chew/bite everything, but I'm cute so it's okay" little puppers (he's a brat and mostly drives me insane, but somewhat ironically, he keeps me sane too). 
Also, also, also currently a starving novelist but not a very good one (I'm shit at posting my shit).

So, now that you know what's up... Hi, I'm Jordan and I do not have my shit together. Thanks for visiting my page and reading all about me. Not much to tell, so, enjoy a quick montage of my quirks: photographer, novelist, animal lover and shelter advocate, professional sarcastic, PhD in Klutziness, Comedic Genius (if you ask me), Weirdo, Master of Wit. 

Now that you've been warned of the mess that is Jordan, enjoy my pieces of art (or trash, whatever works). 

Here is my writing/updating schedule:

Detonate: Complete

Nowhere Girl(name might change later on): Release Date Unknown

Life and Death: Release Date Unknown

Freeing Myra James: Completed 

P.S. I do take reading requests, but I will not oblige to them if they're in my stories' comment sections. Thank you.