3 easy steps to find a partner:

Go to the street
Yell "SSAK DA BULTAEWORA"
Marry the person who yell back "BOW WOW WOW"
You're welcome.

3.00 a.m | BTS Conversation
Me:Do you think RM is happy? Is he sleeping well? Do they know we love them, and that they are successful no matter what they do?
Friend:I'm sure they are... We'll have BTS forever.
Me:Good, because I want to grow old by their side. I want to die exactly when I am 89, and I'll die waiting for the delivery of their latest album "Forever Broke".
Friend:Please, tell me more.
Me:And you know what? It will include successful songs such as: 'I am almost 90 and still horny', 'We are all dead in the end' and the classic 'Bang PD says it was all a joke.'
Friend:You should go to sleep.
Me:Yes, I know. If I don't live till tomorrow tell Jiminie I love him.

When I entered the Bangtan fandom
it had me like

no fricking escape (╥ ╥)

Jungkook should be wrestler, because then he would be JEON CENA!!!!
no more dream: hiphop rebel students

boy in luv: met a girl & fell in love

danger: loses hope wt the girl and had a fight

i need u: is wrong and wants to get back wt the girl

and then boy meets what

istg this should be boy meets me for their next comeback we all know this is true