"When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the whole world wondering how the hell you did it" - Douglas Adams, Writer and general hero.

Hello people of Wattpad! This is the part where I have no idea what to say because the words 'about me' tend to make my mind totally blank when, actually, I know a considerable amount about myself. Honest!

I'm going to be predictable and start with the obvious: I love reading and writing. Wattpad is a chance to improve my writing and be unsociable on the bus when I'm sitting next to a random stranger because I don't really do small talk. It's like an online library - how could I resist? I'm also kind of a science geek and spend a lot of my free time on Youtube.

I'm a little bit obsessed with Bastille (genuine Stormer here), love Imagine Dragons and John Newman and do lots of drama because I'm cool like that. (Note sarcasm.)

Things I hate: Bus drivers (don't get me started), banana milkshake, cockroaches, moths and anything involving sawdust.

 I'm currently writing a sci-fi novel involving a chicken leg, a pet pig and a lot of general ginger-ness. Sound like your thing? (Such subtle advertising.)

If you would like to check out my writer-y friends who vaguely understand what goes on inside my head, then go to their pages at @vicloria, @turquoise_roses, @lilac_petals, @fireandrain_ and @running-from-my-life. You will find that they have as much of an understanding of volcanoes and purple hamsters as I do.