Little_Black_Pen

WHY ARE YOU ALL STILL FOLLOWING ME GO DO SMTH PRODUCTIVE PLZ   

gUYS THE HAMILTON DISNEY + TRAILER IS OUT
          
          SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WTF
          
          CHLOE JUST
          
          RIDICULOUS
          
          UTTERY RIDICULOUS
          
          YOU COULD'VE BEEN A SUPERHERO
          
          YOU COULD'VE BEEN QUEEN BEE
          
          IF YOU HAVEN'T REVEALED YOUR IDENTITY IN THE FIRST PLACE
          
          MIRACLE QUEEN IS DRIVING ME CRAZY-

la da dee, la dee do
          
          an animatic ripped me heart, trust me, it's true

any recommendations on what song I should listen while reading love stories?

My half-bloods demigods and wizard friends! I am feeling jolly today-
          
          No, I am not. I am TRIGGERED.
          
          I stumbled on a blog that says “Why Percy Jackson is better than Harry Potter”.
          
          *warning*
          
          **beware of cussing, swearing. parents, cover your innocent children's eyes.***
          
          ***lots of rambling***
          
          ****tons of unfair points, for Potterheads entertainment****
          
          *****Percy Jackson fans WILL be triggered, but please don't hurt this little bean*****
          
          NO. JUST NO. FUCK NO.
          
          HARRY'S WAND IS JUST A WOODEN STICK AND PERCY SUMMONING A SWORD?!?! I'M SORRY, MA BOI
          
          PERCY'S WEAPON IS COOL, BUT ONLY A SWORD WITH A SMALL PEN!! HARRY CAN LITERALLY SUMMON, STUN, LEVITATE, TORTURE, DISARM OBJECTS AND EVEN KILL PEOPLE!!
          
          (I know, I'm rambling, but calling a wand a wooden stick? I'm sorry, no.)
          
          AND HOGWARTS IS BETTER THAN HALF-BLOOD CAMP! HOGWARTS IS A FUCKING SCHOOL, WHEREAS THAT CAMP IS JUST TEACHING TO KILL!! AND YOU CLAIM THAT PEOPLE WANT TO GO TO HALF-BLOOD CAMP MORE THAN A FREAKING MAGIC SCHOOL?? WHERE YOU'LL ACTUALLY LEARN THINGS?!
          
          THE PLOT IS PERFECT, WHEN PERCY JACKSON'S FRIENDS WERE NEVER, NEEEEEVERRRRR PUT TO THE TEST, AND THEY SAY RON AND HERMIONE ARE LESS. FUCKING. LOYAL! I MEAN, DUH, THEY NEVER HAD FRIENDSHIP PROBLEMS!! THEY NEVER HAD A SPECIAL EVENT AT CAMP, DID THEY? HMMMMM?
          
          HARRY POTTER BEING BORING?? EXCUSE ME, DID YOU EVEN TRY TO FUCKING READ BEFORE TRYING TO COMPARE THE SHITTY BOOKS?! DO YOU KNOW HOW ATTRACTED PEOPLE ARE WHENEVER IT COMES TO HARRY POTTER? NO? I CONVINCED THREE OF MY FRIENDS TO AT LEAST TRY TO READ THE BOOKS, AND THEY GOT FUCKING ADDICTED TO IT!
          
          *inhales breath* kill me. I have triggered the demigods.
          
          friends: oh good she stopped-
          
          AND DEMIGODS RULE WHILE WIZARDS DROOL! NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOO! EXPLAIN! WHY! YOU'RE CONTENT IS JUST BULLSHIT. I AM FIRING UP, AND I DON'T THINK I'LL EVER CALM DOWN. FUCK YOU.
          
          okay don't kill me. please. please. please-
          
          *is already dead*

You just gotta love Thomas Sanders. If you don't, I will personally find you and hex your arse off.

Hi! I was wondering if you could give a shot at my story called The Courage Of Stars. It’d mean a lot 
          
          You can find it here: https://my.w.tt/QN58AFcVW2

If you chant “bloody Mary” three times at midnight in front of the bathroom mirror, you’ll hear the terrible scream of your mom telling you to shut up and go to bed.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!