Okay so I was reading this book full of sarcastic comebacks because...you know...they're the best. And I came up with this and don't want to forget because I think it's funny...yeah that it.
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Someone: *acts like an idiot and is being a douche bag*
Me: You know I heard what happened to you when you where young. I'm sorry you suffer from so much brain damage.
Someone: What?
Me: Yeah! You shouldn't even be here. You could go home and slip into something more comfortable, like a coma.
Someone: I'm confused...
Me: You mean that your this stupid to realize that I'm insulting you? Must be the brain damage that you got when your mom dropped you on your head. Hey! Maybe that's why you look like that!
