Let's get this out of the way-

If you get angry at storys that offend the human race then, I'm not sorry, but most if not all of my storys are not for you.

If you believe talking animals are a offence to God (which some people think) then go away.

To the people who are not gone because you're not offended by either of those.

Hello there nice to meet you! I hope you enjoy my stories and characters, have a wonderfully good day

Bye.