Talking two different languages in one sentence. #Boss.

Well, um hi there. My name is Valeria, but I would much rather be called Alex. Alex would be the short term for my middle name. 

To start I would like to say I am probably on of the most sarcastic people you will ever meet. But I have to be comfortable enough to be sarcastic. There is not much to say but that I am consider a smart ass or nerd by people t my school and it bugs me, but I'll deal with it *long sigh and shoulder shrug*

Age: Don't be a pervert and don't ask
Name: Be smart and look at the intro paragraph.
Where I live: I am going to be a smart ass and tell you I live in a house *my fucking blow*
Best friend: She is awesome and I truly mean the awe part
Favorite color: Blue, blue anything., I f u have blue eyes I will declare my endless love to you no matter what

And the rest ids for you to find out.