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Me: *is online shopping* wOw a shirt with an alien on it very cool gotta lOvE a spaCE aesTheTic
Me: *buys the shirt*
-1 week later-
Me: *wears the shirt to school* I feel cute for once e p i c
My friend at lunch: Lmao are those weed leaves on your shirt
Me: *looks down*
Me:
Me: i spent $10 on this are you kidding me
My friend: HAHA YOU FUCKING DUMBASS
Me: *panics and runs back inside* yup I'm wearing my sweatshirt for the rest of the day
-Later in Algebra-
Me: *moping*
My other friend: bro it's fine we're literally the only ones that noticed or cared
My math teacher walking by: Noticed what?
My other friend: *turns around and explains the whole thing to her*
My math teacher:
My math teacher: HAHA OH MY GOD SHOW ME
The whole class: *crowds around me*
Me, about to cry: *takes off my sweatshirt*
This one girl: Lmao at least it's legal now
My teacher: I'M TEXTING THE OTHER TEACHERS THIS IS SO FUNNY. YOUR INNOCENT REACTION HAHAHAHAHAHA
-At home-
Me: *explains everything to my mom*
My mom, losing her shit: HAHA YOU IDIOT
My dad: Let's eat mushrooms and wear our shirts to schOOL YEEYEE *cowboy emoji lmao*
My brother: HA WTF
In short, I'm a dumbass who needs to pay more attention to things
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