OMG I WAS LOOKING AT YOUR PROFILE (PLEASE NOTE THAT I AM NOT A STALKER I JUST WANTED TO SEE IF THERE WAS ANYTHING ON YOUR NEW BOOK, ANYWAYS...) AND NOTICED SOMETHING THAT SAID "GREASER" ON YOUR FIVE STAR READS THING AND I WAS ALL LIKE
"OMFG IS IT PONY, JOHNNY, AND SODA (AND ALL THE OTHER GREASERS [I only named my top 3])?!"
AND I SAW JOHNNY'S NAME!!!
YOU ARE OFFICIALLY MY NEW FAVORITE PERSON...