@LizLovesOwls24
"So Mother, earlier I was saying tomorrow is a really big day, and you didn't really respond, so I'm just gonna tell you: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! Tada!"
"No, no, no, can't be. I distinctly remember: your birthday was last year."
"That's the funny thing about birthdays—they're kind of an annual thing!"
GUYS MY BF GOT ME THROUGH IKEA ALIEN I THINK I MIGHT BE IN LOVE THEY'RE BOTH SO CUTE AHHHHH
when you don't sleep but you're not tired so at 7 am you sit in your desk chair and watch the sunrise and listen to classical music and just let time pass and your birthday may be in 12 days and you may not want to get older and you may want to stay right where you are but maybe you can learn to live with that...
and suddenly, it's december.
and you're not 17 anymore.
and you haven't been 17 for a long time...
i love my bf so fucking much :)
TWO FRIENDS IS TWO LETTERS TO WRITE AND TWO REASONS TO STAY BITCH. I AM NOW AGRESSIVLY THROWING AFFECTION AND CARING AT YOU. * YEETS❤️❤️❤️❤️*
@LizLovesOwls24 well I had someone for a bit, but they found someone better so now I have no partner, like two friends, but they both think im annoying and hate me, and no ✨️will to live✨️
Hiya! I'm new to Wattpad! What should I expect from it? Also, if you remember IProbNeedHelp, that was my old account. This is my new one.
@heremesismyhubby Stay away from the AI stories- you'll probably be able to recognize them, but if you cant tell, post the link here and I can check it out. I mostly read mxm so I can give you some recs for that- and any recs on pho fanfics. most people in comments are super duper nice, but u can mute ppl in u need- can give u a more detailed description when and if that time comes. lmk of any specific questions!
GUYS GUYS THAT ONE KID AT MY SCHOOL FINALLY GOT EXPELLED LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO
my hairstylist cut way too fucking much and my bangs look horrible and im literally having a huge fucking crashout over it. would show y'all a pic but unfortunately that would reveal my identity and we cannot have that as i am the one and only spiderman.
@LyfeelsGreat @thatrandomhuman13580 love how y'all focus on two completely different parts of that announcement lmao
@LizLovesOwls24 SPIDERMAN!? (im so sorry about your hair my hairstylist did something similar awhile back and I was so mad)
That’s when you gotta start cutting ur own hair so if it gets messed up at least it was by you
HAPPY HEATHER DAY MY AMAZING CONEHEADS
anyone have any book recs?
