I don't have the energy to pretend to like you today.

You're not a model.You're a bitch with a smartphone and 37 editing apps.Sit the fuck down.

I don't hate you.I'm just simply not excited about your excistence.

Oh you hate me?
Join the club!They are weekly meeting at the corner of fuck you street and kiss my ass blvd.

My middle finger,salutes you.

Being a dick wont make yours bigger.

If your phone doesn't ring it's me.

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

If you stand for equality, you are a feminist.Sorry to tell you.