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falling hurts :{

fuck life this shit sucks

me: where did you go 
          my cousin: *on the fridge* HeWoOoO 
           Me: how did you get up there?!
          my cousin: ByE tHe PoWeR Of A SiXtEy yEaR OlD mAN aNd GaY PoWeR* opens the freezer* 
          WHY ARE THE CHICKENS IN THE FREEZER WITH OOOOOOO ICE CREAM *FALLS* 
          me: *laughing to much to notice her fall*

I was playing tag with my 4 year old cousin AND TELL ME WHY THIS LITTLE GIRL RAN INTO THE SAME FUCKING DOOR I DID AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME