Howdy, boys. My name is Liz the Magician. Here to post stories for fun/practice. Things to know about me:

1. An oddball both on and off the Internet.

2. Strange sense of humor.

3. Lover of all things classic.

4. Unsatisfied with my work. I might cancel some stories when some aspects of them aren't working.

5.  Professional 14-year-old heartbreaker.