Lance

TW: Kinda icky stuff about bug bites.
          
          The possibility of having skeeter syndrome is so absolutely funny to me. SKEETER syndrome???? Cause it's when a mosquito bite gets rlly big, red, hard (not a peenit) and itchy like- REALLY FUCKING ITCHY. Istg I have it. Some of the mosquito bites I get get to be as big as the top of a soda can. Some even bigger. I legit almost ripped my skin off and fabric burned my skin from itching on some. Like- Hello?? They burn and feel tight not to mention very hot to the touch. UH- THIS CANNOT BE NORMAL GUYS.

I should post my proofreader document somewhere. But where?? Hmmm. We shall see. Stay tuned my friends. Also, HELLO AGAIN.

Wow uhhh damn lol. Been a while. Whats uuuuuppppp. Anyways, sorry I haven’t been online at all. I’m terrible at keeping up with things. No promises, but I may get back into it.

HEY BACK AGAIN (After 2 freaking minutes, my god-) I REALLY STILL NEED A PROOF READER. I WOULD LOVE ONE. IT WOULD BE GREAT. PLS BE INTERESTED-

I sit here, 3 years later, watching all of the other wattpad writers fall off the face of the earth and only to return to say goodbye.
          
          Not me though, ya'll are still stuck with my bitch ass. I no longer promise chapters bc well, we all know how that shit goes. Well here's to a hopeful future with my stories. Even if I swear there are no more people reading them-
          
          OK SEE YOU IN THE NEXT UPDATE!!!!
          (My birthday was 3 days ago. Sep 3rd. Happ birth to me.)
          
          -Noah/JJ/Lance/Bee<333

Hi How are you?

I hope both sides of your pillow is as cool as a cucumber in a fridge. Unless ur cold then I hope your bed is nice and cozy and ur pillow is whatever you want it to be.

I got a haircutttt!!!

I genuinely thought for a moment that I published a chapter from the middle of my new book and I was about to start crying-

You ever read AO3 chapters and be like "Damn!! If I could write like that like what the fuck??" Like these people have genuine talent in writing and it's very amusing. I may take some lessons from these bc damn they're good.