"Take a nice deep breath,,,, let it out,,, and give up :'))" -Jade @ me during finals
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Mr.Hrysio @ grade 9 class: *Considers murder* 
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*Spills orange juice* "God I'm such a disappointment" -random kid (04/18/19)
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 *Drops Juul on hardwood* "My JuUL!!!" -Boyfriends 21-year-old ultra emo brother.
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*Groupchat arguing* "I just wanna eat my poutine :(" -Max
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@Surgeons: "give me my fucking bone back" -Me, after cancer removal surgery.
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"The egg pisses in a bottle and eggnog comes out" -Jade, drunk on eggnog.
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"You made my friend chole on his bread, so you're gonna choke on my cock" -Jade, after being awake 13 hours.