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Alright, I think I got their attention (give me a follow if you understood that cheeky reference ;)). 

Aloha. Hola. Konichiwa. Ni Hao. Gutentag. Bonjour. Hi. Hello. 'Sup.

World of Wattpad, my name is Madeline (also known as Muffin) and this is my fanfiction account. 

This is where my inner (well, I'm not really good at it being "inner". Just ask my sister) fangirl is unleashed in a whirlwind of AUs and just Chaos in general. (Applause if you caught the reference there as well.)

My mind is a dark hole, it's innocence spoilt by Tumblr, fanfiction, and Dan Howell (with a very large smudge of Tyler Oakley). So I figure the world of creative writers would like to hear a piece of my insanity, and who knows, maybe you do. 

Unlike most fanfiction writers I'm not here for one genre. I'm not just here for Superwholock, or PJO/HOO, or Phan. I'm here for it all. The big enchilada (Mm, enchiladas. I'm hungry).  So if there's a fandom you'd like me to incorporate, because seriously I love crossovers like I love fish fingers and custard, just shoot me a message and I'll do my best. 

And thats it! If you loathe fanfiction and avoid it's like the plague, so basically if you came here by mistake, I've got an account just for my original works! I'd list it here, but for the sake of me hiding from my sibling, just message me and I'll give it to you!

Anyways, if you'd like, feel free to come and join my fandom family （≧∇≦）