boy: i love you

girl: prove it 

boy: how? 

girl: give me your x box

boy: get out 

hahaha, oh yea. 
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EIGHT REASONS YOU'RE STILL SINGLE:

1. Bc every good-looking guy is a jerk
2. Every nice guy isn't good-looking
3. Every nice AND good-looking guy is taken
4. Every nice, good-looking, single guy is broke
5. Every nice, good-looking, single, rich guy is a cheater
6. Every nice, good-looking, single, rich, non-cheater guy is gay
7. Every nice, good-looking, single, rich, non-cheater, straight guy isn't interested in us
8. Every nice, good-looking, single, rich, non-cheater, straight guy who does have interest in us... has kids and is divorced. 

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❒ SINGLE  ❒ TAKEN  ✔×SECRETLY MARRIED TO CHACE CRAWFORD