So you wanna know me, huh?

You might think this bio will help you know me
But that's where you go wrong
For many before you have pondered me long
My personality is simple
But it's locked up tight
You hold the key
It is in your sight

I hide a bit of me in every character I write
Mostly because it's too much to recite
I can't promise this bio will tell you about me
But read my books and I can guarantee

You like what I did there? No? Too cheesy? Oh, well.