What should I put about me that will capture people's attention and make them glare at their screens when they realize that reading this random sentence was a waste of time..?
 
   Hello! Sorry for the weird intro but I hope you enjoy the books I put in my reading list. Also, if you have any recommendations for books, drafts, or anything you would like me to read just dm me and hopefully I will respond in a period of 2-4 days (Sorry if I take longer than that random time period, my schedule is a bit.. unorganized).