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I bought the new diary of a wimpy kid book ;-; my dad keeps bullying me about how it’s meant for ten year olds. Like yeah ik but it’s my child hood :(
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I love having a guy best friend. We legit just talks about how much we love our wives. It’s great
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I’m basically Cupid. (I got my two friends together hehehe they’ve liked each other for forever)
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@Lobotomy_my_love I didn't even know about being trans when I was 9 (I used to live in an extremely conservative town)
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@Lobotomy_my_love Lowkey real but I'm the cupid that predicts people that are trans (I've done this twice when I was at most 9)
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN IM GOING TO SEE HADESTOWN LIVE FOR MY BIRTHDAY ON BROADWAY
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Hear me out. Rick from Rick and Morty
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Welp time to re watch equestria girls
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I love being a girl kisser <3
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Wdym my dad used to listen to mindless self indulgence. HELLO?!
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Wdym I have an attitude- ALL I DID WAS WALK PAST YOU MOM WHAT THE HECK
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Tw: (lol) Guys- my one friend. Like I was venting to him the other day because I had a shitty night n did some stuff that wasent a good idea (pencil sharpener if you catch my drift because WATTPAD will come after me). But I said “I just feel like I’m a fuck up” and then this mf said “the only thing you fucked up was your leg.” LIKE BRO YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT but it was funny as hell.