Hi! Call me Lobster, or Täubchen if you want. (It's German for "little pigeon." Pigeons are my favorite animal.) I'm a 21-year-old woman with unfortunately not nearly enough free time on her hands, and I specialize in TF2 x reader fics on here. Have a request for a specific character/setup? Ask me and I'll probably write it! (No smut/lemons, though. I can't do that.) c: I can't guarantee my stories will be particularly good, as a lot of the time my ideas turn out harder to put into the right words than I think they will be and thus wording can become awkward, among other things, but I do try my best and I hope you enjoy the products of this hobby of mine.
  • Seattle, Washington
  • JoinedJanuary 6, 2016

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LobsterPolice LobsterPolice Mar 28, 2017 09:33PM
Holy crap - looks like my recent Sniper story is pretty popular, my most popular one so far. I never expected this one to turn out so well, I'm glad you all like it so much! Somebody even just added...
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Stories by LobsterPolice
TF2 x Reader Oneshots (REQUESTS OPEN!) by LobsterPolice
TF2 x Reader Oneshots (REQUESTS OP...
A collection of TF2 oneshots, starring you and your favorite mercs! I take requests - comment a character and...
ranking #536 in tf2 See all rankings
TF2 Song-Based Oneshots (Requests OPEN!) by LobsterPolice
TF2 Song-Based Oneshots (Requests...
A series of cute TF2 one-shots, all based on songs! Fall in love with the mercs to fitting music. c: Requests...
ranking #257 in tf2 See all rankings
TF2 Heavy x Reader - Quality Time by LobsterPolice
TF2 Heavy x Reader - Quality Time
You and Heavy have been together for years. Today is the anniversary of the day Heavy met you, and he's cooki...
ranking #138 in tf2heavy See all rankings