LocalBardOfTheCreek

So I guess best friends don't last forever 
          	I taught you all about breaking hearts
          	I didn't know that you would take it that far

LocalBardOfTheCreek

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Just wanna say I called it. Y'all thought it was homelander Cody but we got authority John Cena 
          
          
          See it makes sense 
          
          
          It's his retirement tour and he's doing what needs to be done and he's always put the business first to the point where, in the past, the authority (triple H, Stephanie McMahon, coronal Kane, Joey Mercury, Jamie Noble, Seth Rollins, all those guys) made John Cena their bitch and he would do what they said is "best for business"
          
          So in the  press conference after the royal rumble, he said "I will win a 17th world title because it is what is best for business" at that point, I already knew he sold his soul to Dwayne Johnson. Because Dwayne Johnson is the CEO of WWE. That makes him the authority. And if triple H is still an authority figure, he's still the chairman of the board. In other words, Cena is turning heel because the authority is forcing him to do so. 
          
          Why?
          
          
          Because it's best for business 
          
          Best for business because John Cena is the goat
          
          Best for business because Cody Rhodes isn't as over as our tribal chief 
          
          And most of all, best for business because Dwayne Johnson is a prick.
          
          
          But to be fair, Cody got his before John Cena jumped him
          
          
          "HEY ROCK, FUCK YOU!!!!"

ZENIBOO

@LocalBardOfTheCreek, im still shook
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Kunglao3162

@LocalBardOfTheCreek I'm still in shock
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