Apathetic A$$hole

Thinking of writing fan fiction again solely to try and get hit by a car.

This app smells like piss quite frankly

The face I make in response to my old comments is like that of inhaling a swampy ass fart.

Your pfp is life 

I love it when mfs try to choose whether or not I have a mental illness like bitch, I'm to high off my medication Idk what the fuck you saying.

//yoUR PFP IS THAT RAT FROM THAT ONE FRENCH RAT MOVIE ABOUT COOKING AND SHIZ- OMG I LOVE THAT

*Points at catching up with a series and doing things for once*
          "This is brilliant! "
          *Goes over to slacking off and regretting life while watching the same shit over and over again*
          "But I like this."

Do I LoOK LiKE I KNoW whAT a JPeG iS? I jUsT WAnT A piCTUre oF a GoD DaNG hOtdOG.

What a lovely pfp you have

Heyyyyyyyyyyy! Would you like to join the Frying PAN Club???????