Local_Knife_Seller

yk what? i was in 3rd grade when i started watching stranger things and now im a freshman. crazy. 

Local_Knife_Seller

oh mb second grade actually 
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Local_Knife_Seller

Hi gang ;) let’s pretend i didn’t disappear for 8 months pls :,). (jk u can bully me for that) i’m here to finish my unfinished reddie story >:) (idk how much my writing has improved but we’re abt to figure it out :p) i hope you have a good day/night :o

REDDIEISMYWHOLELIFE

Read it all!↓
          
          ↓I mean it!↓
          
          ↓Read it all!↓
          
          If you were killed, I wouldn't be at your funeral.
          
          I'd be in jail for killing the person who killed you.
          
          We are true friends.
          
          We ride together, we die together.
          
          Send this to everybody you care about, including me, if you care.
          
          See how many times u get this.
          
          I want you to know you are an amazing friend, till death and forever.
          
          If I don't get this back, I understand.
          
          But I have a game for you.
          
          Once you read this letter,
          
          you must send this to 15 people,
          
          
          
          including me.
          
          If you get at least three back, you are loved.
          
          
          Nobody knows how important something is, until they lose it.
          
          Tonight, (right at 12:00am) the person you love will realize they love you.
          
          Then, at 1:00pm to 2:00pm, be ready for the shock of yourlife!
          
          If you break this chain, you will have bad luck.
          
          With love, send this to the 15
          If you don't, you will turn ugly in one year.
          
          A friend told me to do this, so pass it on.
          
          Tomorrow, two boys/girls will ask if they can I have your number?
          Send this message to 15 nice, people or bad luck starts for a whole year.
          This is not fake.
          Apparently, if you copy and paste this, you will have the best day of your life tomorrow!
          Good luck!
          Oh! And don’t send this to a group chat!!

Local_Knife_Seller

GUYS this might be tmi but i was doing some nail care and after i finished i leaned back in my bed and rolled to my side and my mf NAIL FILE WAS IN MY TITS ☠️☠️☠️

Local_Knife_Seller

@howdidievengethere99 frr i’m just so distraught on how i didn’t even notice for 10 minutes 
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Local_Knife_Seller

have you ever read so many tbosas fanfics in one night that by 2:39 AM you realize that you fell down a deep hole of snowjanus fics that you can’t get out of and you don’t even know what you’re reading anymore?

REDDIEISMYWHOLELIFE

said everybody on this app like every day
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Local_Knife_Seller

i totally have not been reading ff for 5 hours straight 
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Local_Knife_Seller

whatttt??? this did not just happen to me pfft
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