I have always found introducing myself to a stranger to be difficult. Is there even a right way to introduce yourself to a stranger? Extending the question, how do you make a good first impression? And that leads me to this, how do you both introduce yourself and make a good first impression to the internet?    Well, I think I have cracked the code to this heart-wrenching mystery. You overthink it. Write this big massive paragraph full of redundant questions, use some of that sweet sweet verbal irony to transition to an explanation and eventually end on a statement that probably sounds very pretentious and conceited.