I am Loki Laufeyson, rightful king to Asgard. I have been informed that I have an army on Midgard of those who have been "Loki'd." I prefer the army to be "forced to kneel", but at this point anything will do to get back at that bumbling oaf Thor and his father Odin. I suppose going to the place where my army meets and writes stories about me is the place to go. And I do always get the girl, don't I?