i have something to say.
Jesus walked past the cross, the nails immediately stood out to him
“My my, aren’t you a shiny thing?~”
“For you I am, my lord~” The nail squeaked out, Jesus looked shocked and immediately caressed it’s long shiny body.
“You can talk…?”
“I can, I have been practicing for this very moment”
“Wow, you really are something special..~”
“Thank you, my lord”
Jesus blushed, he never thought that a mere nail could make him want to be a hammer so badly, but it did.
“W-wow.. thank you, nail..~”
“What’s wrong lord? You seem flustered..~”
“Y-your beauty and words have made me lose my own words… oh nail…”
“Yes my lord?”
“I think… I think I’m in love with you…”
The nail went silent but shone brighter than ever before as Jesus went redder than his wine, he had one simple question, then he would be the happiest man in the world.
“Nail… will you… will you marry me?”
“WHAT? OF COURSE MY LORD, I-I THOUGHT YOUD NEVER ASK!!”
“I’m so happy, my shiny~”
