Hey d :) xo

My name is Jade
I'm 17 years old
I'm from the Uk 

OMG are you a creep? . I bet you answered no didn't you!! , well guess what you are because your looking at my profile see i told you your a creep. But we can be creeps together. CREEPS UNITED!!.

I love Cinnamon swirls NOM NOM NOM!! and chocolate and all yummy foods.
I hate mushrooms they are slugs in disguise  ,no joke and tomato's are clowns noses

No one dies a virgin because life fucks us all and if life dosen't then i will :o CHEEKY!

Turn ons-

Tattoo's ,yum 
Peircings
Good taste in music
Long ,messy hair
Band T's
Funny 
Good personalitly
Down to earth
Skinny jeans
Converse's
Joggers

Turn off's-

Showing off
Annoying
Pretty Boy attitude
Vain
Stuck up

My Favourite Bands-

You Me At Six
Black Veil Brides
Asking Alexandria
Bring Me The Horizon
Avenged Sevenfold
Young Guns
Falling In Reverse
Gaslight Anthem
Linkin Park
Framing Hanely
Sleeping With Sirens
Pierce The Veil
Avion Roe
Deaf Havana
Kings Of Leon 
30 Seconds To Mars

MALLORY KNOX & YOU ME AT SIX <3 , My babies

Plus loads and loads more but i think you can kind of guess now what kind of music i like! :) SMILE PEOPLEXX

People who cry are not weak , They have been strong for too long!!

If you want to talk to me then either message me or PM and i will do my best to reply .But be warned i can talk about some crazy messed up shit , don't be scared if i start talking about forks or windows. But i'm always up to have a laugh and plus laughing makes us live longer. So laugh away!!

I can't stand people who think they are better than anyone else , i wish i could severly hurt them with a plastic spoon , you heard me a PLASTIC SPOON! , problem? , didn't think so.

Facts- I am (Most of the time)
Stressed not horny (Not particually true)
Adventrous not Weird
Funny not Annoying
Energentic not High
Truthful not Rude

Normal Conversation-

girl- I don't like you
Me- Oh no , can you see that tear?
girl-What Tear?
Me-Exactly!

OWNED AND BURNED BIATCH!