Bree

Hi there, what’s up? (I have nothing better to do, okay?)

...i live in a family of furries, fucking help me. my siblings are growling  and fighting each other but on all fours...send. fucking. help.

Hi. Sorry to bother you but I’m bored af and need advice to keep me not bored.

Sup bitch how's it going? 

I'm convinced my sister is a 21 year old in a 12 year old's body... I went to my mom's house this morning to pick up my sister because me, her, and some of my friends were going to an anime convention. and we were all going as Percy Jackson characters, and when  i got there she was getting in her cosplay. but before i could come in to see if she needed help her boyfriend knocked on her window ( i didn't know she had a boyfriend but 'ok' like...slay gurly). and her boyfriend was screaming at her about breaking up and shit, and started calling her names and saying she cheated on him. and i was about to come in and say something to defend her but she smacked him and said "i didn't fucking cheat on you, but if you want to be like that go ahead and leave, i don't care about you and neither does your mom OR your dad. OOP sorry! i forgot he left you for milk!! guess the mommy milkers went good enough for him!! so just know if you leave me, you have nothing. you, are nothing. you, will always be nothing, except for a perverted man at the club with your dad. BTW- WHEN YOU GO SEE YOUR DAD WITH THE OTHER HOES TELL HIM I SAID HI BITCH!!!" that's what she said... like- golden child. fell from heaven along with satin...

so in like two months im going to be switching accounts because this is on my school computer and in two months a graduate from college(omfg im so excited)!!!!!i dont know what the fuck ima name it yet but i will message in here ON my new account!!!!

ok im freaking the fuck out rn! i just found out im pregnant!! this makes no since though!!!! im a virgin!!!!!!!! and i already know some of you are going to be like "well did you take two tests?" YES, YES I FUCKING DID! I TOOK FOUR BECAUSE I WAS PANICING AND IT TURNS OUT IM ALREADY 2 MONTHS IN!!! HOW DID I NOT NOTICE!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?! DOES ANYBODY HAVE ANY TIPS!?!?!? IF SO PLEASE TELL ME!!!! IM FREAKING OUT SO MUCH RN I CANT EVEN THINK RIGHT!!!!! and my friends are freaking out and hyping me up like "OMG GURLY SLAY!!! WHO'S THE FATHER!?" and it's so annoying  i dont even know what to do...i have to kids but i didnt give birth to them...my ex did...and i rarely see my kids...i only see them every other weekend and on holidays and their birthdays...i dont know what to do...

my friend read my story and gave them all some crazy nicknames...mom-cheerio(muichiro). tan-cheerio(tanjiro). kazoo(kanao). pez/bamboo cracker(nezuko). and instead of saying the curse words she replaced it with either banana or cracker. i have never laughed so much in my fuckin life...madison if you are reading this...why...? just- why?

TOMORROW I TURN 20!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM SO EXSITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so i have a broken foot from soccer and i can barely walk on my own i CAN if i really have to but it's really slow, last night i got up at 4 in the morning to get some water and my roommate/friend started playing the song a thousand miles from the other room out of no were. "making my way down town NOT walking fast" is all i herd from the other side of the hallway. i laughed so hard i fell flat on my face (it was worth it). but im still gona kill him...once i can get to him fast enough to actully do somthing before he just moves...