Some people just need a sympathetic pat on the head...with a hammer. Then you just whip them up some strawberries and cigarettes :)

That said, hello world. 

I'm your average not-always-that-friendly neighborhood fan girl with a passion for all things involving dogs, Wizards, shadowhunters, tributes, demigods, detectives and hobbits. 

In addition, 
Anime is my cult, heavy metal my essence, rainbows my inspiration and Loki my god. 

And finally, my sagely advice to you fateful reader, as a great man once said "The show must go on..." (kudos to you, Fred)

That's it. Now move along