(>^_^)>#     I made you a waffle. #<(^_^<)     But then I was like...
(> #^<)        "I'm MAD"
(>^_^)> -=# <(*.*<)      So I threw it at you.
(>^_^<)        < #.*)>      It hit your face.

Taken from somewhere (I changed these a lil):

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Except if the doctor is your mom. Then don't believe what they say (LIARS!). <<(This one was original)
I did not fall... I was testing gravity. Yep, it still works... for now.
Chuck Norris Threw a grenade, and killed 25 people.. Then grenade exploded.

Books in the draft section (you can ask me about those):

One Soul Cut in Half
Paranoia (one-shot)
Face for Face
Neko Curse
13 Heavenly Hells (Reverse Harem)
L.O.S.T. - Lies of Sorrow Truths
Feared Consequences 
The Story of a Hero (It's the best! Of! The! Best!)
RomeoXRomeo (don't ask..)

+ Some more I'll mention later...
All these books (ok...60%) are finished in my head, but I'll write them next year cause this one I'm wayyyy tooooo busyyyy... 
Ever heard of Marilyn Manson? He's so Awesome he'll creep you out in his first video you see of him. If you want that, I recommend "Beautiful People", that was my first... So I hope you will look for your teddy-bear after. 
Nah... If you want to desperately search for your teddy-bear after seing something... Go for "DYE Fantasy" (118+.. really).. 
Something I've put a friend to translate in Indian for me:

santre, santre hai jo kiudte rehte hain khano (food ) per - Oranges are orange ifa dragon flies above my food
~May the stars watch over your soul, keeping the darkness as far as hell is from heaven, letting only the neutral feeling of Fear leave your veins. :3