Look we all know no one reads this crap, except from when some stuck up their own arse author posts a 5% discount to their beloved readers that they love so much so they can read their book that they worked so hard to get published. Like 5% come on really, I can get a bigger discount from flirting with the cashier. So if your reading this, there is a chance we have become one of those authors, if we have I'm sorry, but remember hair flip, flirty smile and go get that discount.

So to fulfil that wattpad cliché everyone has, we are going to do that Jedward intro (  twin duo who are batshit insane ). So get ready because, I'm Ellie and She's Lydia and together we are LookAtMyShoes. Don't worry about the name, it's an inside joke, you will understand it one day when we do the classic author trick of releasing a biography. 
 So sit back and relax go get yourself a drink and some food because I'm not going to pretend this isn't going to take a while. so fucking enjoy :)

About Ellie:

Bow down bitches the queen has arrived.
Normally I'm a closed off sarcastic bitch and that is not going to change because of an about me page. So lets pretend I've told you all about my life and my upbringing and all my life problems. When in reality I'm just going to tell you that I'm 17, I live in the UK, I hate people and babies and I have major trust and commitment issues. Deal with it, smile and get on with life and read my more open friends about me. :) peace out bitches

About Lydia:

Hey, so as you can see, Ellie is a lot more matter of fact than me. Don't let that phase you though, I promise my dry sense of humour and awkwardness will give you a barrel of laughs. So I'm Lydia, I'm 16 and I don't like fake bitches, so to be honest the fact we're opening up to you right now means we're as real as they get, whether you like us or not. If you do then awww, thanks! You seem pretty cool too :). If not, what are you still doing here? Go back to reading your dodgy fanfics...Au revoir!