Smartass: the term used to describe a person of such magnificent intelligence that jealousy is hinted in the tone used upon the word, as the person who retorts it (to said intellectual being) lacks it almost entirely.

Generally think I pay by losing braincells but it's okay because I like women so I don't need to figure anything else out, right? I have 3 beautiful dogs, an abundance of fish, and a spider who won't leave me alone. I am youngish (HA you don't getta know how young), live in England (specifically somewhere in North), and am studying mainly geography and science.

My personality fluctuates because I have issues BUT I'm usually flirtatious and dirty-minded. Apparently, I'm smart. Also, I spend most my nights awake with story ideas I never write down so yeah.. That's me.