*Slight Spoilers*
Okay then, shall we begin? We shall? Well then, ALLON-SY! So, my bestest friend ever got me nine and ten's sonic screwdriver for my birthday and it doubles as a pen.
Now, we look back to the episode that reintroduces Donna Noble (Partners in Crime, season four, episode one), in which the villianess, CEO of Adipose, whose name I can't remember, has a sonic PEN. Now let me remind you. The doctor has a sonic SCREWDRIVER. She has a sonic PEN. I have a sonic BOTH. Which essentially means that I am not only more badass than CEO woman, I am also--in this aspect, I have yet to procure a TARDIS--more badass than the motherf*cking ONCOMING STORM. My sonic is cooler than his sonic. Thank you, Jubilee.