LoonyforLovegood

@JeanGrey_  Hey thanks! And I love Jean Grey! telepathy is my absolute favorite superpower.

LoonyforLovegood

*Slight Spoilers* 
          
          Okay then, shall we begin? We shall? Well then, ALLON-SY! So, my bestest friend ever got me nine and ten's sonic screwdriver for my birthday and it doubles as a pen. 
          Now, we look back to the episode that reintroduces Donna Noble (Partners in Crime, season four, episode one), in which the villianess, CEO of Adipose, whose name I can't remember, has a sonic PEN. Now let me remind you. The doctor has a sonic SCREWDRIVER. She has a sonic PEN. I have a sonic BOTH. Which essentially means that I am not only more badass than CEO woman, I am also--in this aspect, I have yet to procure a TARDIS--more badass than the motherf*cking ONCOMING STORM. My sonic is cooler than his sonic. Thank you, Jubilee.

LoonyforLovegood

Okay, so this is entirely irrelevant, kind of childish, and brought on by a complete exhaustion. It is an insult, and a follow up on that insult for a slightly specific situation. The situation is: a douchebag is being himself to you, and you need a good insult. This only works if his girlfriend is next to him, and if you also hate the girlfriend. 
          
          Guy: *something douchey*
          You: slkjeoiaejorfs.....DISHONOR ON YOU!
          Guy: Whoa there...
          You: DISHONOR ON YOUR FAMILY.
          Guy: Dude...
          You: DISHONOR ON YOUR COW! (start walking away now)
          Guy: I don't have a cow!
          You: Look over your shoulder and call back: she's standing right next to you!
          You: Proceed walking away like a boss.

LoonyforLovegood

Wizard of Oz is so predjudiced against ugly people! Come on! All the pretty girls are oh-so innocent and sweet, but what are the ugly ones? Evil. I mean come on, Dorothy killed the "wicked" witch's sister! In most current tv shows, this would not only be considered sufficient motive, but also be the basis for a show. And then she goes and steals her magic shoes. What if those shoes were given to the witch in the will? She would be stealing them! And that Glinda bitch would be an accomplice. Just because she is green and has a scary voice does not mean she is twisted. Yes, she tried to kill Dorothy. But Dorothy already killed her sister. And then she killed the witch herself. Come on!