Lootoolookout1847
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Guys horrible news....
I was eating pizza at home having a grand ol time. Until it came to separating two slices and forcing them to divorce. So some crumbs went everywhere and their pepperoni son, Jimmy, (yes he's important to the story) went flying somewhere. I lay on the floor and contemplate for a second...
"Huh... I think lil Jimmy went into my water..."
And it was like I looked into the fucking future... THERE WAS THE GODDAMN PIECE OF SHIT IN MY WATER MAKING IT ALL FUCKING GREASY
Lootoolookout1847
@ostrumsoffice sadness infected me for the rest of the day.... my water was ruined...
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