So, you don't know me...
You and me both, dude!


In my defense, i don't really give a damn coz Freud, Adler, and Jung don't have much to offer as to make me see who I really am. But who cares anyway, right?

So, what am I?

Well, I tried being a vampire but other than being nocturnal during hell weeks I got nothing close to blood sucking or coming back from the dead (though I have my fair shares of being an immortal just so you know ;) ) I did some stints about mermaids but I quit that stuff coz--oh, i don't know--they don't got freaking legs for crying out loud! 

Even tried being a ninja one time. Yeah...it didn't work out so let's just leave that kung fu stuff with Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee. 

Oh and I even tried being a demon too! 
Apparently I look too young and innocent to be one but some skills rubbed off on me so prepare to be amazed! <insert that creepy old man's voice from Meet The Robinsons>

So far I guess you're thinking that I'm a weirdo. I'm not saying I'm not coz everyone here is right? (I mean it in the most positive way). I'm just not good at this stuff about me so I'll just give you some bullets, ok?

Number 1.) I FUCK a lot....which means I say 'fuck' all the freaking time and not the graphical thing, just so we're clear ok :)

Number 2.) I'm a proud procrastinator! So IF I ever post a story and you love it, prepare to be graced with my excruciating slow progress :P  

Number 3.) I rarely go to this site. Only for reading and updating (maybe?)

Number 4.) Someone just dragged me in here. (I want to tag the both of them but I don't know how)

Number 5.) I LOVE EATING. Pizza, Fries...you name it! Everything that's edible gets a plus.

Number 6.) I hate researching. SO if ever I post something that's bizarre and unreal, let me know ok. I'll love you forever if you do :)

Number 7.) I hate talking. I'd prefer writing than having a conversation with other kinds of my species.
There you have it! Now...I must kill you!