I fancy suspenders, gas masks and long walks on the beach that equate up to about 4 minutes.
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LordArsenic LordArsenic Apr 27, 2017 04:44AM
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Beauty and the Mediocre Looking Lady by LordArsenic
Beauty and the Mediocre Looking La...
I hope you like warm, fuzzy stories stripped away of their innocence and made into satire, because that is pr...
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The Story of Art by LordArsenic
The Story of Art
The Story of Art. For the fact that what sort of art was not specified, I shall arbitrarily decide to tell y...
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1 Life  by LordArsenic
1 Life
Short, eloquent stories pertaining the adventures of a peg-legged feline in its search for something to appea...
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