Magic Rat

love magic rat... and I think lord cheese rat  crashes on my couch  sometimes..I think   ..oh also read my works  stop!  and the dance   its fun  c'mon yall  woot woot  lol

Okay so I’m gone for a week and (despite not actually using Wattpad for much reading anymore since 10-13 months ago) I come back to 50+ notifications with most of them being comments along the lines of “HOW ARE YOU EVERYWHERE, WHERE DID YOU COME FROM” and I just think this is really funny and should be shared oki bye now-

Hello bro <3

Hello

(Your user and theme is actually impeccable) do you want to be friends?

I’m looking for an obscure book I read years ago, so if anybody can help me find it that would be great. 
          
          The book was about a rich guy who’s a bit of a bully who goes to a restaurant with his other rich friends and drives home alone after he has a fight with them. On the way back his car breaks down, and he gets kidnapped by an insane man. The man believes that the rich kid (I forgot his name) is his son that he lost when the kid was 10. He believes that when a meteor shower happens in August it will de-age the rich kid, making him the 10 year old Daniel that he lost. To survive the rich kid puts on a persona of a 10yo Daniel. Through deep trauma he ends up believing that he really is Daniel. There’s this whole thing when he tries to escape where the man kidnaps another person, a waitress from the restaurant, to be his babysitter. Daniel and the baby sitter are put in the pitch dark basement where they hallucinate traveling to other countries? Then when the man offs himself after the meteor shower theory doesn’t work, the police show up and take rich kid back to his family where he makes friends with one of the people he bullied and punches the guy that bullied him the most

Listening to my daylist on Spotify and it’s just a bunch on Noah Kahan and Hozier :I

Guys I’m going to my dads house and he just made a new rule that says that I have to give him the usernames and passwords to all of my social media accounts. I’m planning on saying no, but if I do he’ll probably take my phone. Sorry if I accidentally ghost somebody.

Y’ALL! I just four out that my older sister wrote a divergent fan fic when she was 11! She didn’t like the ending to she fixed it. In the fic Tris and Tobias got married and had a dog named five because Tobias had four fears and tris had 6

GUYS I HAVE A TINY ORANGE KITTEN IN MY LAP RN