Phan are my mom. Destiel are my dad. 
My bitch is moose (Sam).
I'm not a psychopath I'm a high functioning sociopath.
My favorite tree stump is Patrick Stump. 
I'm emo, but in a Gerard Way. 
Not only a freak, but a geek.
Shitty Writer. Low Key singer. 
Sluttiest (band) slut you'll ever meet. 
This bio sucks, but not as much as Dan sucks Phil.