Greetings Exalted Ones, those who read from beyond the minds eye, I may not be able to witness you, but I do know when a story gets another read. I am the embodiment of Humanities Sin, a unstoppable, Unconquerable, Ravenous Hunger that corrupts all that is affected by my wrath. I wish to create a New order, in order to do so, I require Followers, those who are also shunned by society, some are redditors, some are furries, but in the end, were all horny. We all commit a sin, regardless of age, race, gender, sex. Your god has abandoned you, but I offer my benevolent hand, join me. And allow our virginity to blot out the sun, forever covering this wretched world with everlasting darkness.
-Darklord of Mcdonalds, bringer of the Apocalypse
LordHeadAssTheWide

Ps: I am comfortable with any fetish, except Penis Birth, that shits weird. Anyways just name the fetish, and I might do a story about it.