If you are a creepy stalker person, stop reading now.





I am a 53 year old man living in South West Madagascar. I have terrible internet access and am still awaiting the delivery of my time machine. I sell seawater for a living.


The first sentence of this 'about me page' was a feeble attempt at reverse psychology, and everything else was a lie. Paradox
  • JoinedSeptember 13, 2013