Lord Megatron

My Lord,
          
          I have vetted a number of false 'Lord Megatrons' and have come to the conclusion that you are the true dark emperor of destruction, due to the fact that you look like yourself and do not refer to yourself as a number... I'm sure you added that extra 'n' to your name for glorious reasons beyond my comprehension. I ask you, my liege, what would you have me do, now that I exist on this unholy website?