It is what it is. I'm a simp.....Yeah

But I'm not just a simp. I'm the Lord of all the simps..well...self proclaimed but who cares, really? 

If you have any problem with me then it's yours to keep

But well what exactly are you doing here? There's nothing to see here..

Unless you want to be my follower? 

You a fellow simp? Welcome then

We'll be the Fellowsimp of the Ring (lol)