Welcome, to my humble abode. Please, take off your shoes and bow to me before you enter. I am of all things creepy, seductive, and dank. Whenever you use the wink, that is me, my mortal friend ;).

I make whatever sentence you make sound creepy or delicious AF after every wink. Don't be surprised that I have stalked you, what did you expect of me ;).

I come in many forms.
Skinny: ;)
Curvy: ;)))
Almighty: ;)))))))

Come and join, there is plenty of fun here. I'm dank AF boi ;).

I'm memelicious, baby, and you know it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

My wink disciples are always lurking ;)

If you please me and do well, you may be added to the list if I find you worthy ;)
  • Waiting for you in your bed ;)
  • JoinedAugust 15, 2016



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LordOfTheWink LordOfTheWink Dec 16, 2016 11:52PM
Stay spicy ;) 
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