Hades: Well, hello again, friends! 
Pit: Hades! 
Viridi: Ugh, not you again. 
Hades: Just look at the two of you sneaking around behind Palutena's back. It's classic. 
Pit: Shut your mouth! 
Viridi: What do you want, Hades? 
Hades: The Lightning Chariot, obviously! 
Viridi: You creep! Just go away already! 
Hades: It's one slick ride! A veritable goddess magnet if you will. 
Viridi: Please. I'm a goddess, and I would never ride in that thing. 
Hades: But Pitty here sure likes it! 
Pit: Are you only here to get in our way?! 
Hades: My intentions are always honorable. You know that
~Hades: It gives me such pleasure to see you suffer, Pitty Pat. 
Viridi: Just ignore him, Pit.
~Viridi: Look! The Chariot Master has an Exo Tank! 
Pit: Maybe he's a gearhead. 
Hades: Or a nerd. 
~Viridi: It's finally time to save Palutena! 
Hades: "Save Palutena"? Don't you mean "Crush Palutena"? 
Pit: Go home, Hades. Just go home. 
~ Viridi: Well, here's the hideous devourer of souls himself! 
Dark Pit: You weren't kidding about the hideous part! 
Hades: I find him quite adorable actually. And souls CAN be very delicous. Luckily, they don't possess personalities or anything like that. 
Dark Pit: What—they don't? 
Hades: Of course not! Souls have no more personality than blood or bone. They're just another resource to harvest from living beings. 
Viridi: Your disregard for life is just astounding. Could you be any more callous? 
Hades: Well, I could try. You know, souls are a bit like taffy. Sweet enough to eat, but pliable enough to mold into any shape I can imagine. 
Viridi: I don't even... That's just so... Um... Nuh-uh! 
Hades: I'd love to get my hands on Pittooey's soul. So dark, so chewy, so malleable! A powerful spirit like that shouldn't be wasted on Ol' Chomper's lunch. 
~Dark Pit: It's been fun touring the City of Souls and all, but we're here to save Pit, right? 
Palutena: Hey, no need to cop an attitude. Just keep moving forward. 
Hades: Get a room, lovebirds.