"Life's a dance you learn as you go." -Mason 

"You ever snort so much cocaine you wonder what it's like to be a cricket?" -Cody

"Alright listen here you gay scrambled egg!" -Chevy 

"Why do you look high in every picture?" -Chevy 

"You need your vitamins!" -Adrien 

"It just be like that sometimes." -Cody 

"Why the hell is there a cat in the lemonade container!?" -Adrien 

"Just turn the mirror upside down!" - Emily 


"The value of pennies has gone down because of global warming." -Chevy 


"I'm just PBJ&PISSED." -Me

"You May suck my dick but you will never suck my heart."- Me 

"YOURE GAY! WOGIE WOGIE WOGIE!!!" -Dad 

"I'm going to throat punch you in the eye with a brick." 
-Mom 

"My mom left before I was born." -Chevy 

"I'm not like most girls, I have a penis!" -Cody 

"Moo im feeling Australian." -Emily 

"My fridge chopped off my penis!" -Adrien 

"My eyelashes are tangled together..." -Bella 


"FOr some reason "want" autocorrected to "anal"&-KJ
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•officially out of the closet bitches•