☺︎︎𝗟𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗻, 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁𝘀 𝗰𝗼𝗼𝗹 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗮𝗹𝗹..𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘄h𝗼 𝘁𝗳 𝗮𝘀𝗸𝗲𝗱? ☹︎
𝐌𝐲 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐌𝐨𝐜𝐡𝐚 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦𝐓𝐨𝐩𝐢𝐚
𝐈'𝐦 𝐚 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐨𝐫
𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐝𝐨 𝐝𝐫𝐮𝐠, 𝐝𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐩 𝐋𝐮𝐧𝐚 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐞. /j (luna ik u read this)
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𝐌𝐲 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐌𝐨𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭
𝐈'𝐦 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐲𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐥𝐢𝐫𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐦𝐞.
'Dᴀʏᴜᴍ, ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏ ᴄᴜᴛᴇ ᴀss ᴅᴏɪɴ' ᴏᴜᴛ ʜᴇʀᴇ ʙᴀʙᴇʏ♡︎'
(𝙿𝚕𝚜 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚓𝚘𝚔𝚎)
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