Hi. I'm new to this whole Wattpad thing.. Infact it was the Wattpad creators that forced me to join because they thought i was so awesome!
( Well i dont blame them i am)
I was also threatened by my best friend ( who is also a fellow wattpadder) to join wattpad..
I know she only did that to show me up because her stories are way mmore awesome than mine..
( ^^ shes sitting right next to me and made me say that)
And just because of that im not going to mention her name so she doesnt get promoted!
HA! =p

Well let me tell you a little about myself...(hence the about me section)

1) Edward Cullen is actually my sister (Yeah i said SISTER)
2) I have a pet panda who lives in my bathroom and owns a gun (because all he does is eats, shoots and  leaves LOL) 
3) All the plants in my house have name, Christened by yours truely.. (recently my plant called JD, short for Jack Daniels, passed away because i fed him RedBull, not a good move)
4) I was the one who invented the toilet (yeah thats my work of art that your shitting all oveR)
5) Harry Potter stole my cloak of invisibility after he lost his, jerk.
6) People say im a little melodramatic, but i just think they dont know how to enjoy themselves.
7) 'is it a bird?...is it a plane? No, its...ME' i just happened to be wearing blue jeans and a red T-shirt day while on my daily fly.
8) I recently had a wedding proposal from Prince Harry, but i had to let him down. Sad times.

Okay! im done for now :) enjoy reading my stories. I bet you will ;) 

Okay! im done for now..